Wednesday 24 August 2016

The British people will reap what they sow

Let's face facts, British politics is pretty low right now.  Apart from nothing else, the whole thing is nothing more than a reality TV show, a popularity contest.

Looking back to the dark days of the EU Referendum, which feels like years ago now, the whole debate was a shambles.  Both sides were a joke.

They both used the argument of "this is what Hitler would have wanted and therefore you should vote opposite to that".  Adolf Hitler wanting something to happen, as bad as he was, isn't a prerequisite for us wanting the opposite.

Hitler liked sun-shine, mountains, Wagner, dogs, stories about cowboys and indians along with the laughter and smiles of children.  Does Hitler liking these things make anyone who also liked them a bad person?

He also had a distinct hatred of jews, black people, disabled people, homosexuals, gypsies.... anyone that didn't fit into his image of how the ideal person should look and behave.  Ironically this included the man himself but that's another story.

Everyone knows Hitler is bad, wanting the same thing as him is bad news, right?

Hitler's deep rooted hatred of these things makes him a bad person.  Anyone else that has a hatred for those things is also bad, not because Hitler wanted them but because they are bad in themself.

That's what they tried to make us think.  The dumbed down version of politics now is use this, relate it to this and it equals bad.

This worked incredibly well for the Leave campaign.  Being in the EU means we have to do this, this and this, therefore it's bad news and we should leave.

The main reason given was immigration.  The big bad word.  It's a divisive word.  If you're pro-immigration then you're a "looney lefty", if you're anti-immigration you're a far right fascist. See, assign this to this and you get this.

In actual fact somewhere in the middle is true.

He who wins the immigration debate wins the vote.

Let's take a look at this.  It's a real concern for many people, jobs are under threat (figures mean nothing, especially when those figures are skewed by zero hour contracts, what are the people on the street feeling?)  School places are in high demand, getting yourself a local GP or dentist is becoming harder and harder.  These places are low as it is, if all you hear is that 350 million immigrants are ready to come from the EU to flood your town aren't you going to be worried?

It's not about race or nationality, if 350 million British people lived in some other country but we had a vote in the same circumstances to allow them back in how would you vote?

Although I must admit I do find it hard how anyone who voted to leave the EU can then go on to have five kids.  What if every couple had five kids?  Worrying, no?

This debate then gets hijacked by far right nationalist groups like Britain First who add in things like traditional British values are being wiped away and then anyone who mentions they're concerned with immigration, for the previous reasons like jobs etc, and they then get wrongly labelled racist.

There is more to it than just that but I don't want to get bogged down on a blog about immigration, I'm just trying to point out it's not as simple as anti-immigration means racist and if you're pro-immigration you're a "looney lefty".

The other main story within British politics this summer is Jeremy Corbyn.  This guy really divides opinion.  Politics used to be about Labour vs Conservative but now it's about traditional socialist labour vs new labour vs centralist conservatism vs right wing light conservatism vs UKIP.  Chuck in the Lib Dems, Plaid and the SNP and we could soon find ourselves needing an FA Cup style knock-out competition to determine whom we should have in power.

Labour is so divided right now, it's effectively five parties.

It was a genius masterstroke by Margret Thatcher who said "Tony Blair was my greatest creation", he was her gift to us.

New Labour killed Labour.  The Scots and the Welsh were turned off by his politics so their national parties rose to popularity.  Losing that much needed support killed any chance of  Labour winning the last election.

Who else did well in that election, UKIP, that's who.  New Labour refused to address the immigration problem.  Traditional Labour voters abandoned generations of voting Labour because they saw UKIP addressing that problem.

Any Labour member will know that the membership card contains the word socialist.  Tony Blair just isn't a socialist.  If you want to argue that point with me then you may as well be sitting in front of me trying to argue the Earth is flat (these people are on the rise), I'll listen to you but it's only to humour you because I'm polite.

Because of this many socialists abandoned the Labour Party to join smaller fringe parties, mainly the Greens.

Last week Jeremy Corbyn travelled from London to Newcastle via Virgin Rail.  A young journalist who is doing volunteer PR work for Corbyn's team wanted to do a piece on him for the Guardian.

The point was to talk about the railways and how they're underfunded and in what a poor state they're in under private ownership.

When the article was published on the Guardian's website it contained a short video of Corbyn stating that the train was "ram packed" and there were not enough seats available for everyone.

However yesterday Virgin Rail released CCTV footage showing Corbyn walking through the train walking past empty seats.

Now at no point does Corbyn say that there were "no seats" for him to sit on.  Some will dispute this of course, instead of doing that just provide the proof.

What he does say is that the train was "ram-packed". Now could it be that Corbyn, a man of integrity decided to find a space on the train and wait to see, after everyone else had gotten on, where he, along with his team (<important) could sit?

So, Corbyn boards the train and instead of clambering like an animal to find himself a seat he instead moves through the train, passing empty seats, to find a space on the train, allowing everyone else to board with the intention being that he will take an empty seat if/when available.

Now, important bit from earlier comes in here.  He wouldn't just want one seat for himself, he'll want to sit with his team.  It has later come out that he wanted to sit with his wife, the bastard!

So why does Corbyn make the point of not taking any old seat and then moan about there being "no seats" (he never said that) available to him?

I cant find it now and while its not necessarily important that I do some will say it is but I'm sure I heard him say something along the lines of "I'm a civil servant, is it fair that tax payers pay for me to have a seat while they have to stand?"

That would explain him passing through the empty seats.  He's happy to let the seats go spare to everyone else and then if he can find one for himself after everyone else has one then he will.

45 minutes after boarding the train a seat became available. 

Worst case scenario is that Corbyn lied.  And what?  It's not as if he was trying to claim money back, he was highlighting the fact that there weren't enough seats for everyone.

I want the leader of the opposition pointing that out.

He was pointing out the poor state of our railways, or are they fantastic?

How well would that go down if there was footage of others standing or sitting on the floor while Corbyn is filmed in a seat saying there aren't enough seats?

The issue is not "Corbyn couldn't find an empty seat" something that he never said, it was that the train was "ram packed".  This is something that others, who were on the same train, have claimed.

I want CCTV footage of say ten minutes into the journey.  I assume Virgin Rail have that?  I want CCTV footage of each carriage at exactly the same time.  Then we can count how many seats there were free.

Yesterday Channel 4 news reported that Health Minister Jeremy Hunt lied about having enough money for a '7-day NHS'.  Oh, what's that, you didn't hear about it?  Is that because we're arguing about train seats?

Today Corbyn had a press conference talking about the NHS, what's on the news?  That he reacted "angrily" to a question about Train Gate.

Did you know that last week Richard Branson's health private health company, Virgin Health, gained ownership of yet another health trust.  Our NHS slowly being sold away bit by bit.  I know it's boring, it's not as cut and dried or easy to digest and get your head around as could Corbyn have had a seat or not but I think it's far more important, no?

British politics is just a popularity contest nowadays.  Give it to me in bite sizes, I don't want anything too big or too much for me to have to care about.  I want something easy to tackle, I want something that is easy for me to choose the side of.  Yes, I don't want the Tories selling off our health service but I'd rather talk about Corbyn's train seat as I don't like him.

You'll care when it's too late for you to care.  It might not even be in your lifetime but it will happen.

When you find yourself having a poor run of luck, being made redundant by your company and you can't get a GP appointment.  Not because of immigrants, which by the way will still be paddled out as being the reason your luck is so bad, but because you can't afford it as Virgin Health Care is too expensive for you to pay for.

Friday 1 January 2016

New Year Challenge

New Year is scary, we set ourselves ridiculously unobtainable goals that we can never achieve.  We're all like "I'm going to go to the gym and get fit" or "I'm going to write that book" or how about "I'm going to relocate to another country", what idiot would do that one!?

We call them New Years Resolutions, as if the start of January is going to be different to the start of any other month, or even this year is going to be different to any other year, when we subscribed to the gym membership.

I'm not criticising, don't worry.  I'm as guilty at this as anyone. I'm always setting myself a target I know I can't achieve, no more tweeting Piers Morgan or David Cameron offensive tweets, trust me, I'll never be able to stop, but this year I thought "what if I did something different?".

I've still got my usual "NY ressies", 'keep a diary'?  Haha, as if!  'Lead by example', me!?  No chance!

Those will come down with the Christmas decs in early Jan but what I will try and achieve is one year, twelve months, one challenge every month.  I'm insane.  It's only 31 days max, if I can't do this then what hope have I got of changing anything for good?

This month, January - Give up social networking.  I know, breathing would have been an easier choice.

I can sense that you can see a flaw with this, I'm blogging, that's a form of social networking but bear with me.

I'm doing these challenges as a form of bettering myself, I use Facebook and Twitter too much to the extent that they become a deterrent or a drug so those are going to be my "cold turkey" for the month of January.

It should be interesting.  There are some positives to come from my social network usage, as a writer and a self proclaimed occasionally funny guy I do come up with something witty from time to time.

Through my Twitter account I just ordered my "Tweet Archive*" that shows me my entire tweet history.  I'm reading back through them and I'm in stitches, ah the memories.

So me not social networking for a month could have a negative affect on this.  What I can do instead is keep a note of this and through that I may be able to work on that diary I was talking about.  So I still get the creative experience which is good.

I currently have a challenge for each month of the year, I'm not letting you know what they are until the month begins, but I'm interested if anyone has any ideas, get in touch.

Leave a comment below, contact me through Facebook or Twitter, I'll read it in February or email me at pauljarvis5001@hotmail.com

What happens if I fail?  Nothing, I log that I failed, I get back up and I carry on.

If, for example I get to January the 10th and I decide that I can't survive without looking at Twitter and then I do take a peek then I'm not going to call the whole thing off.

I'll make that part of the story and carry on.  If I decide that I can't log on to Twitter at least once a day well then so be it, all part of the story.

I'm not doing this for anyone else, I'm doing it for the betterment of myself.  I'm not doing it for starving African kids who couldn't give a toss if I logged into Twitter or not.

I'm also not going to lie, if I do it I do it, if I don't then who cares.  That'd be like playing FIFA on the Playstation, losing and then turning it off until you win.

I obviously can't share this blog very much so I'd appreciate any help on that, especially this month.

You can still message me, I don't need to log into to Facebook to view my messages.

I guess what I'm getting at is it's not about communication or even networking, it's about my crave for information, I'm constantly looking for updates or information but this month I'm cutting that out.

I can still use Instagram, for posting pictures, and I can still use Timehop, which shows you your social network history from the day your looking at it.  From these two apps I can share them on both Facebook and Twitter so you may see something from me pop up from time to time.

Why am I still using Timehop and Instagram?  Because I'm trying to cut out the drug of which I'm reliant, I'm not reliant on Instagram or Timehop.

What will I do instead, I shall imagine Wikipedia's shares will increase, that's a joke, Wikipedia doesn't have shares.  I love reading Wikipedia.

I'll write more, bounce ideas around in my own head and keep a log/journal of them.

I may even go outside, who knows?

*To get you Tweet Archive, log into your Twitter account on a computer, click on your profile badge on the top right hand of the screen, this brings up a menu, click 'Settings' and when in the next screen click Request Archive', or words to that affect.  Imagine David Cameron doing this, it'd be like reading a fictional novel.